ABOUT

unexceptional.net stars me, Guy, a loveable lard-ass with a shaved head, a goatee, and a nasty old pussy that hates to be stroked.

Oh yeah, it also involves my partner Betty and her lust for Dick... not just mine unfortunately.

Personality-wise I've been told I'm emotionally distant, anal obsessive, cynical, pessimistic, judgmental, impulsive and perverted. In other words, a truckload of fun to hang out with.

Check out my Blog for more... it's where you can play along in a sick and twisted game to help me acheive enlightenment before my life completely unravels.